Still Crazy Stories/Answers:

1. Jeff: Going to the PSE Annual Halloween party with my 2 partners in crime, meticulously masked, costumed and covered with silver paint as the "Cone-Heads"; sticking our pointy heads out of the sunroof at a Jack-In-The-Box shouting our dinner order at the Jack squawk box in Cone Head cadence. And at night's end, removing the paint from our faces with Ajax cleanser.

2. Marie: Let Ron and Tag take out for her 21st birthday, where they got her so drunk she passed out at the bar, where they let her sit for another hour while people walked by and commented...

3. Marie: Played pigmania at the beach house. Snouters, makin' bacon etc. The little pigs were rolled like dice and thrown out of a cup. Points were gained for how they landed.

4. When John Elhai drove off the hill at Janet Marshall's house...accidentally of course.

5. Ron & Tag roasted Scott Mortland.

6. Sheriff Bob Harmon, and the jail at Wild West Night.

7. The pledge initiation when Breton Buckley was told to eat dog food (which was beef stew) with an Alpo dog food label on it.

8. At Nationals when Ron and Tag lit Len's sock on fire, from Fresno. Len was found passed out with a hole in his sock and when he woke up he had a sore foot.

9. At Regionals in Sedona, Ron registered as Ronetta and Tag was Tagria and Sophia and Barbara put itching powder in the bed?

10. The week after wild west night, Tag & Ron got the be-be guns out and set up a paper-cup shooting arcade in the office, we fired off several hundred shots sitting up in the loft... great fun. Although I think we dinged the Nationals trophy.

11. Sharon for the "Jungle Theme" party, I dressed as a banana tree.

12. Ron after drinking all night at a Wild West night, fairly drunk, getting pulled over on the way to the after party for making an illegal left turn, so Tag hands the cop the map and asks for directions... which he helps with and lets us go... Wheh!

13. For Mike Parra's 21st birthday, he got so ripped, he started taking all his clothes off in front of ten of his closest PSE friends.

14. Tag and Ron took Barbara and Sophia to their first Pornographic movie, in getting out of the car we put on trench coats and dark glasses to walk in with the girls. This incident also made the Beta Kaptions Issue 1.

15. The craziest thing was in Texas, Morgan, Robyn and Lori had boy's boxer shorts ( no one of us had briefs) on our head and got locked out of our room. The problem is I don't remember whose shorts or why they were on our heads in the first place. So it might me a crazy thing or just another dumb thing we did.

16. Lambda Gambda Bambda -- Let's Get Blitzed fraternity...not a member? Craig Johnson will show you the "ritual" and initiate you!...This fraternity offshoot was often seen at PSE regional conventions after a few drinks.

17. Mike Barrett suckin' air when his drink ran dry.

Crazy things since college...

1. Jeff: Driving my kids around in the mini-van one day and hearing my 6 year old (at the time) son singing "Dancing Queen" in the back seat. Never thought such an occurrence could happen in this universe.

2. Jeff: remembers 3 PSE members at the beach house dressed in drag (balloons and all) performing (singing and dancing) to "I Love The Night Life, On The Disco Round"

3. Ron: Joined a Shakespeare troop and acted in several plays at the Globe Theater in Hollywood. Including Midsumernights Dream, Twelfth Night, and Much ado about Nothing.

4. Maureen This is really embarrassing, but it May of 2001 I went to bed one night without flossing my teeth.

5. Ron joined a dive club that on our annual trips goes on a 'Formal Dive' where you dress up in Thift Store finery, guys in coat & tie and girls in long formal dresses, and go on a night dive.

6. Sharon: For a Halloween party last year, my boyfriend went as Osama Bin Laden and I went as his number one virgin - dressed with white wings and a skimpy little outfit (if you know what their beliefs are when they die, you'll understand the significance of this).

7. Mike Marlatt: I was talked in to traveling to Pompeloma, Spain to participate in the "running of the bulls". I went with several of my USC fraternity classmates (where I attended prior to Cal Poly). The running takes place at 8 am. Therefore tradition provides that you stay up all night in the bars of Pompeloma socializing (i.e. drinking- notice a trend in these stories) in preparation for the run. We of course honored that tradition. After our "preparation" we then when to the designated area for the "loco" runners. I made the mistake ot taking the 3 pieces of advise given to me by experienced runners: don't start running immeadiately: don't look back for the bull and don't worry if you see runners jumping over the barricades. Following this purportedly sage advise, as I had almost finished the run, I was hit from behind by the lead bull and thrown about 20 feet into the barricades where I was pulled to safety from the other 5 bulls by a Red Cross worker. Fortunately I did not suffer any real injuries. However, my escapade was continuously show on ESPN, CNN and local media outlets (I have the pictures to prove my stupidity) The good thing that came out of it was I didn't have to buy a drink the rest of the trip.